The Rubber Man - Sara Borkowski

Hey honey, why don’t ya have some of this
Fine, tall, dark, and handsome.
Baby, once you have black
you’ll never go back.
No, I’ve got me a man.
You ain’t got a man
you gotta a boy cause; I’m the real deal.
No, I got me a man.
He’s tall, 6’2”, dark, and perfect.
You know why he’s perfect?
’cause he’s made of rubber.
He don’t talk or hit back or humiliate you.
He ain’t gonna leave you bare foot and pregnant;
just get up one night and never look back.
He don’t give you no flack, no attitude, and he don’t play no slack.
That’s why he’s completely perfect.
If I’ve got control then he knows just how to pleaseme.
He knows how to get them wheel’s greased.
I know I’ll be satisfied before he’s ever done.
Will there be repercussions after everything; nope none.
So you can see why the rubber man is perfect for us women.
No muss no fuss no worrying about our appearance
cause he’ll appreciate everything we are and everything we do.
We won’t have to play by those rules of adherence.
All in all I believe he will be the wave of thef uture.
And that’s good because then there won’t be too many more pretty faces that’ll have to be
sutured.